I just pre-ordered Amy Poehler’s new book and now I’m all psyched.
Your mom needs to accept reality.
This is the last one I’m answering because I don’t want all you people bogged down with my personal life. This is not some Sex-In-The-City, Single-Girl-Living-In-New-York, Eating-Ice-Cream-and-Talking-Cute-Boyz-and-Fashion-Boots blog. This is a Make-Sarcastic-Asides-and-Have-Confusing-Feelings-About-Will-Arnett blog.
I miss you too darling. Did someone send out a “Halle’s-having-a-danger-night-everyone-go-validate-her” bulletin?
I miss you too. And it’s not dumb. The reblog button is in the upper right on computer and below every post on mobile.
Life Goal: Become so famous they put me on Sesame Street to teach children a PSA and a bunch of teenagers make gifs of it.
Thanks Katelyn. Seriously, you don’t need to pander to me. I’m just having one of my tri-daily self-berating fests.
Listen is basically the story about how 12 got bored, invented an enemy and freaked himself out
Man: Excuse me miss, do you go to this school?
Man: Then…why are you out here?
Me: I’m on work study.
Me: Work study? They give me a job? It’s how I pay for ‘this school’.
Man: You have to work in order to go here? (To WIFE) this is what happens in Obama’s America.